Tacky A$$ Paris Hilton

Now that's flat!. and I'm not talking about the tires. I mean come on. Paris Hilton is standing next to her new quarter of a million dollar Bentley, looking as crazy as she want to be. You'd figure with all that money she's worth, she'd be a little more stylish. Is she that out of touch with society that she don't know not to wear red high heels with brown Knee Knockers. Then she tops it off with a black and tan turtle neck. WOW!

Britney Spears & Paris Hilton got they own style

No wonder why Blackwell placed Britney Spears and Paris Hilton at the top of his worst dressed list. I can see way Britney may not have no sense of style, coming from a meager background in an almost rural setting. Paris on the other hand is in her on reality. I guess their just barbie girl's in their own little barbie world. Just look at how they're looking at each other. Like at the expression on Britney's face. I can't help not laughing even as I write this.

What the heck's on Paris Hilton nose

Talk about heavy ice !. I'm sitting here wondering to myself, how in the heck did she manage to get a peice of ice on here face. Paris Hilton has an uncanny ability to always get herself into some of the most akward situations. The funny part about it, is for the most part she always manage to put on that ditsy a$$ cheese smile. It really makes one wonder can this broad really be that freakin ditsy. Paris also got a brand new bently and can't even tell which way a street runs. Watch this footage from tmz of paris asking do the street she's turning into go left, when theres parked cars across the street faced to the left. Click to watch TMZ footage

Caution Paris Hilton wash baby

Know who in there right mind would let Paris Hilton wash their child, let alone while submerged in water. The babies parents have to be more irresponsible then Paris. But the funny part is while she's squeezing a ton of shampoo in the baby's hair she realizes the baby took a dump in the water. I bet you can guess how fast she got out of that tub .

What a fishy event

I know I talk about Paris Hilton's fishy events a lot, but this one is in a more literal sense. Like a child, she certainly seem to always bee amazed with either odd or shiny things. The fish meet both standards. Michael Tatelman surely looks like he's more interested in Paris then the launch of the new MotorRAZR, which is what this events really about.

Paris Hilton In a movie !!!

The princess of well heeled raunchiness has a lead in a actual movie. Okay it my be a national lampoons movie, but nevertheless a movie. I think some one with the national lampoons people stumble upon her one day and thought Paris Hilton!, movie!. As you will evidently see. That inspired moment led to a movie that's not just up to the national lampoons standards but fits perfectly with the lead character.

Oops! I Did It Again

I'am back once more with Britney Spears and her newly acquired gal pal Paris Hilton. Britney have surely been showing the yang side of her yen. I guess it's Paris 101, britney's getting schooling from the best on how to be a lush with a lot of lust. Like i said in an earlier post she's starting to look like Teagan Presley. Maybe paris will help her with her first movie.

Jay Z interview on the Jimmy Kimmel show

Though the interview with Jay Z is great, that not the reason i added this video. The real reason is because a clip shown 5 minutes into the interview shows the self induldging Paris Hilton in lala land and seemingly the center of attention at one of jay z's concerts. It'll have you rolling, it sure had me